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untouchmyhair:

theblackcurator:

kingjaffejoffer:

Don’t let this gif fall out of circulation. I haven’t seen it used in ages

Crying

lmao

untouchmyhair:

theblackcurator:

kingjaffejoffer:

Don’t let this gif fall out of circulation. I haven’t seen it used in ages

Crying

lmao

(via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

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"

HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

"

- HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.
It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.

anuvia:

cinnamonfart:

"OH MY GOD FROZEN DISNEY ONLY EVER DOES MOVIES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE THEY’RE SO RACIST I HATE THEM"

Disney only does movies about white people.

It’s disgusting

How they never have

any people of color

from any other cultures

And they totally glorify the white man

And totally marginalize their plights

And overall refuses to give children of color characters to relate to

Those racist bastards.

(via omgcalypso)

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faultinourfantasies:

Bystander Revolution: Shailene Woodley | Rumours (x)

Bystander Revolution: Shailene Woodley | In Their Shoes (x)

Bystander Revolution: Ansel Elgort | Middle School (x)

Bystander Revolution: Ansel Elgort | Popularity Helps (x)

Bystander Revolution: Ansel Elgort | Block Them (x

(via tfios-changed-my-life)

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thatonechick42:

littlecupcakenymph:

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Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

(via savingmefromme)

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meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

(via perksofbeingfunny)

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via savingmefromme)

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tfiosmovienews:

Click the x’s to view them.

John: xxxxx, x, x

Shailene: xx

Ansel: xx, x

Nat: xx

Sam: xxx

Laura: xxx

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fantasticbeastsofbaskerville:

If Harry Potter did Proactive commercials:

"I defeated the Dark Lord when I was just a baby. Do you think I’m going to let acne beat me?”

(via hogwartskidsproblems)

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jai-tous-adores:

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

it meows with each step oh god i cant

(via some-atoms)

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eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see

(via i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger)

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malformalady:

Dual colored rose, likely the result of a genetic mutation

(via briansellah)

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